If you are one of the thousands of unfortunate souls who will be subjected to a viewing of the Twilight DVD over the next few months, you might as well make the best of it and play this fun drinking game. Because this movie is riddled with unintentionally funny moments, and you will have to take a drink each time one occurs, you may need to tally some items together. For example if you were to take a shot every time Bella stuttered, you’d find yourself in the emergency room with a tube down your throat and a doctor telling you to hang on while he pumped your stomach. Remember you should be of legal drinking age to play this game. Take heed and take care while playing this game.

Edward

- Take one drink every time Edward says that he is dangerous or not good for Bella.
- Take two drinks every time Edward insults Bella.
- Take one drink every time Edward does something creepy, possessive or otherwise illegal and Bella finds it to be romantic.
- Take three drinks every time you see Edward sparkle.
- Take one drink every time Edward looks unnecessarily angry, pained or constipated.
- Take one drink every time Edward reads someone’s mind.
- Take two drinks every time Edward tries to protect his virtue.
- Take one drink every time a girl hits on Edward, talks about how attractive he is, or actually swoons in his presence.
- Take one drink every time Edward has his collar “popped”.

Bella

- Take one drink every time Bella tries to say something funny.
- Take one drink every time Bella stutters.
- Take one drink every time Bella exhales enthusiastically before answering someone’s question.
- Take three drinks every time Bella prepares food for her father or offers to prepared food for her father.
- Take one drink every time Bella refers to having to take care of her child like mother.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1580207/twilight_the_drinking_game.html

so apparently my friends and i are playing this tonight. this will be fun.